Pieces of Me

Since the dawn of time--no that isn't right...

A long time ago, in a galaxy--no no...

Once upon a time--yeah there we go. Once upon a time there lived a boy, with wonder in his eyes and a dream beneath his wings. No, he wasn't a Guardian of Ga'hoole. He was Jeff--or Jeffrey--whichever you prefer because the mundane details of his life, and the semantics of how to refer to one another do not weigh on him. "You can call me Sandy/Monique/Dan for all I care," he would say. Once you got to know him, you wouldn't be surprised to find his favorite color is clear, and that he, more than damn near everything in this life, wants to hold a Red Panda. Apart from the trivialities of his character, however, is the paramount concept of reason. Logic is held "as an absolute" and Jeff attributes this crucial piece of his being to Ayn Rand, the author of The Foutainhead and Atlas Shrugged.

(Interview with Ayn Rand depicting her philosophy. I highly recommend you watch it if you have time to spare. Oh look at that--I broke the fourth wall.)

A Libertartarian by politics and an Objectivist by nature, Jeff does not dilly-dally in idealism or fiction. While his impetuousness occasionally prevent the devout following of this philosophy, Jeff, when given time or a difficult decision, consults his inner voice and carefully considers the repercussions of his decisions. That may come as a shock, considering he may be one of the loudest and most obnoxious people you'll ever meet in your limited time on this spaceship called Earth.

Above all else, Jeff is about "gettin' hella gains" in whatever he does. Disregarding being immensely lazy, he is driven to succeed and be a powerful and influential member of society at some point--can you say Narcissist?

...because I can't. Words are hard.

Back to the point. Jeffrey/Dan/Molly/Sebastian/Gregory/Yolonda highly regards humor, and often attempts to make people laugh. I never said successfully... But it would be great to throw him some pity here and there--also money and presents.

Jeffrey has two brothers--Derek and Kenny Hanton, who both attend college in the UC system, Berekeley and Davis, respectively. He has no witty catch-phrase to end his posts on, and plans on ending everything mid-